Skip to product information
Sticker showing ChatGPT-style interface with prompt 'Code a To-Do app that generates a billion ARR, zero churn' on dark Apple laptop background; humorous productivity parody sticker
  • Sticker showing ChatGPT-style interface with prompt 'Code a To-Do app that generates a billion ARR, zero churn' on dark Apple laptop background; humorous productivity parody sticker
To-Do App That Changes Everything Sticker

To-Do App That Changes Everything Sticker

$3.99 USD

Yet another “revolutionary productivity app.” Except this one doesn’t track tasks — it mocks your inability to finish them. Great for product managers, procrastinators, and anyone whose roadmap is basically a Choose-Your-Own-Excuse adventure.


Specs

• 3x3” — fits between your unclosed JIRA tickets

• Durable, waterproof, emotionally unavailable

• Reminds you that “done” is a social construct